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YellowBrickRoad Movie Review
YellowBrickRoad was essentially The Blair Witch Project revisited minus the shaky-cam. While it had some good ideas going forward, the execution of it was dismal at worst and mediocre at best.
Cast
Cassidy Freeman, the most recognizable star, stars as Erin Luger. Teddy Barnes, the leader of the expedition group, is played by Michael Laurino. Melissa Barnes is played by Anessa Ramsey. Clark Freeman stars as Daryl Luger. Liv McCann is played by Laura Heisler. Walter Myrick, the group psychologist, is played Alex Draper. Tara Giordano stars as Jill. Cy Banbridge is played by Sam Elmore. The Clerk/Usher of the movie theater is played by Lee Wilkof.
Plot
In 1940, in Friar, New Hampshire, the entire population of 572 people walked together up a winding hillside path and disappear except one. With the recording of the one person available, it gives incentive for an excursion group to explore the “YellowBrickRoad.” However, upon taking the winding path through the hillside, events don’t go as planned.
Review
This movie was severely lacking in the cast, the plot and the entire film in general. Overall, for those seeking anything resembling horror, look elsewhere as nothing is particularly salvageable in this film. With Cassidy Freeman killed early in the film, the rest of the cast lacked the talent or the charisma to carry the movie. The rest of the film essentially became fodder — and boring fodder at that.
Verdict (Out of 10)
YellowBrickRoad deserves a 1 out of 10. Cassidy Freeman salvaged this film, but without her, the film spiraled downward quickly.
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Final Destination 5 Movie Review
Horror. Comedy. These two words pretty much sum up Final Destination 5 in a nutshell. The deaths are gruesome for certain, but the Rube Goldberg method in which the people die in this film is admittedly comedic. As a side note, Final Destination 5 is the prequel to the original Final Destination.
Cast
Nicholas D’Agosto plays Sam Lawton, the lead character in this film. Sam sees the original vision of the death of the entire group. His girlfriend, Molly Harper, is played by Emma Bell. Peter Friedkin, Sam’s best friend, is played by Miles Fisher. Nathan, Sam’s other friend, is played by Arlen Escarpeta. Ellen Wroe stars as Candice Hooper, and Olivia Castle is played by Jacqueline MacInnes Wood. Isaac Palmer, the tech support, is played by P.J. Byrne. The boss, Dennis, is played by David Koechner.
As for the other two characters, Agent Jim Black is played by Courtney B. Vance, and Tony Todd reprises his role as William Bludworth.
Plot
As Sam Lawton approaches the suspension-bridge in a van for a business group retreat, he has a vision of the death of the entire group with each member successively impaled, burned or other means. He warns them of the danger, and all of them escape. However, as they find out, they cannot cheat Death.
Review
This movie was definitely horror-comedy. The Rube Goldberg manners in which the members of the business group died was entertaining and comedic. Additionally, I wish to preface this review by saying that I have never seen any of the previous Final Destination movies. This movie does have some solid entertainment value, but it won’t any awards. It’s worth a rental but not much more than that.
Verdict (Out of 10)
This movie gets a 6 out of 10. It does have some salvageable entertainment value, but the cast and the plot won’t get any awards. That much is for certain.
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Genesis (1998) Movie Review
In celebration of Valentine’s Day, this eerie and romantic Italian short movie directed by Nacho Cerda is certainly worth watching. With virtually no speech, Spanish or otherwise, Genesis (1998) can be watched by anyone.
Cast
The entire cast consisted of two people: Pep Tosar who played the sculptor, and his wife is played by Trae Houlihan.
Plot
After the death of his wife in a car accident, the artist decides to build a sculpture of her likeness. However, the sculpture starts taking a life of its own.
Review
Genesis resembled a Tales from the Crypt episode in that it only lasted thirty minutes, but in those thirty minutes, even with very little speech, the story and the cinematography carried the film. This is an eerie film as the sculpture contends with the memory of her dead wife and the sculpture’s life. As the sculpture took on a life of its own, his memories flooded back, and his love for her remained stronger than ever. This movie was a romance trapped in an eerie horror film.
(On a side note, Genesis won deservedly the Best Short Film of 1998 in the Fant-Asia Film Festival and in 1999 in the Malaga International Week of Fantastic Cinema.)
Verdict (Out of 10)
This short Spanish movie deserves a 8.2 out of 10 for its artistry and cinematography. Although the story is a tad derivative, the cinematography carried the film as it was a work of art within itself. This movie is certainly worth watching on Valentine’s Day for its romantic bent.
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The Ward Movie Review
Since Ghosts of Mars, The Ward is John Carpenter‘s most recent full-length film about a ward of psychiatric patients dealing with a ghost of a little girl. This movie does provide some decent horror moments and an overall decent horror movie worthy of a watch. However, the horror in of itself is a bit antiquated (that is, from the 1980s).
Cast
Amber Heard stars as Kristen, the runaway who is captured and brought to the psychiatric ward for counseling. Mammie Gummer stars as Emily, one of the psychiatric patients. The other psychiatric patients are, as follows: Sarah is played by Danielle Panabaker; Laura Leigh stars as Zoey; Iris is played by Lyndsy Fonseca; and lastly, Sali Sayler stars as Tammy. Doctor Stringer is played by Jared Harris. Nurse Lundt is played Susanna Burney. Lastly, Ghost Alice is played by Jillian Kramer.
Plot
In 1966, in North Bend, Oregon, runaway Kristen is captured by police officers and brought to the North Bend Psychiatric Hospital for counseling after she had committed the crime of burning down a farmhouse. After the use of experimental therapy by Doctor Stringer, Kristen begins seeing a ghost of little girl, Alice. The ghost of Alice pursues each of the psychiatric patients in the hospital, torturing and killing each one until Kristen.
Review
This horror movie wasn’t half-bad, but it wasn’t fantastic either. If you’re a fan of 1980s horror movies, this film is a bit more enjoyable, but this horror movie does not present anything new. Amber Heard and Jared Harris played their parts well. The lackluster plot of this film is what ultimately brought it down however, but there are some jump-out-of-your-seat moments throughout this horror movie. (On a side note, if you can’t tolerate the rest of the film, please watch the surprise ending. It will make you surely jump, if just for that moment.)
Verdict (Out of 10)
This movie gets a 7 out of 10. This film has sufficient entertainment and horror value to make it worth watching. However, the plot and most of the horror elements are derivative.
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The Veteran Movie Review
Returning from Afghanistan, a British soldier returns to London only to find himself in yet another war. This time, the war lies on the streets of London, his streets. The Veteran is reminiscent of Harry Brown, another dark movie about war. Sometimes when one stares into the abyss long enough, the abyss stares back…
Cast
Toby Kebell stars as Robert Miller, the soldier returning from Afghanistan. Tony Curran stars as Chris Turner, his friend and ex-soldier as well. Danny Turner, Chris‘ brother, is played by Tom Brooke. Gerry, the head of the intelligence organization outside of the CIA and FBI, is played by Brian Cox. Ivanno Jeremiah stars as Fahad Sahal, Robert’s close friend. Alayna Wallace, the female informant, is played by Adi Bielski. Ashley Bashy Thomas stars as Tyrone Jones, the drug kingpin of the Estate, an apartment complex in London. Ryan Sahal, Fahad’s son and Tyrone’s confidant, is played by Eboseta Ayemere.
Plot
Upon returning home from Afghanistan, Robert Miller finds his way home to the Estate. At the Estate, however, drugs and guns run rampant in the apartment complex as Tyrone Jones leads the gang of thugs. Miller is recruited by an intelligence agency to rescue an informant, but he uncovers something much deeper. Through his military experience, he battles the onslaught on all sides on the streets of London.
Review
The Veteran is a very stark and violent film. It can be compared to Harry Brown in that they both deal with military veterans adjusting to civilian life in the only way they know how, the use of guns. This film has a lot more drama than blood and violence than depicted in the trailer, and all the actors were well-selected for their roles. The buildup of drama only leads to a violent and tragic ending (not with much blood however).
Verdict (Out of 10)
This film deserves a 7.5 out of 10 in my honest opinion. It is a solid movie and worth a watch.
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Shadow (2010) Movie Review
Survival horror. Psychological trauma. How does one cope with the tragedies of war while lying upon Death‘s doorstep? Shadow examines this.
Cast
Jake Muxworthy stars as David, the Iraq War veteran. Angelina, his friend, is played by Karina Testa. Fred, the hunter, is played by Ottaviano Blitch. Chris Coppola plays Buck, Fred’s friend. Nuot Arquint plays Mortis, the sadistic butcher.
Plot
Upon recommendation of a friend, a soldier bikes in Europe and finds a woman Angelina being harassed by a couple of hunters, Fred and Buck. In attempt to protect her, they find themselves being hunted — and then captured by a sadistic butcher. They eventually find a mean to escape, but it was too little too late.
Review
This hour-long movie had solid survival horror elements as it discussed the issue of post-traumatic syndrome. Mortis was solid as a sadistic butcher, and his presence was felt through the movie once introduced. However, David failed to capture the essence of a soldier in this movie. As the main character, he was the biggest flaw in the movie. Although this film had a few intense moments, it could have been much greater.
Verdict (Out of 10)
This movie deserved a 7 out of 10. Mortis was the only salvageable character of the film, and David did not possess enough charisma to hold the film or the necessary survival skills to be deemed a soldier.
Bunraku Movie Review
A drifter.
A samurai.
And a whole list of baddies to slaughter.
Bunraku is Kill Bill meets Afro Samurai with a dash of a western. It is a visually spectacular film, and it has some original elements and martial arts sequences. This film is an underrated and misunderstood diamond in the rough.
Cast
Mike Patton is the Narrator of this film. The Drifter is played by Josh Hartnett. Gackt plays Yoshi, the Samurai. Shun Sugata stars as Yoshi’s Uncle. Momoko, Yoshi’s cousin, is played by Emily Kaiho. The Bartender is played by Woody Harrelson. Demi Moore stars as Alexandra, courtesan and Nicola’s lover.
Now to the cast of villains…Nicola the Woodcutter, the crime boss of the East coast, is played by Ron Perlman. With his clothing and hat, he looks almost like Justice from Afro Samurai. Killer No. 2, Nicola’s lieutenant, is played by Kevin McKidd. Killer No. 3, the Mirror Drifter, is played by Shahar Sorek. Fernando Chien plays Killer No. 4, or Mirror Samurai. Killer No. 5 is played Yoshio Likuza. Killer No. 6 is played by Kofi Yiadom. Killer No. 7 is played by Aaron Toney. Razvan Gheorghiu stars as Killer No. 8. Holland Diaz stars as Killer No. 9. Lastly, Killer No. 10 is played by Florian Ciprian.
Plot
In a violent world, a Drifter, a Samurai and a Bartender team together to face a common threat, Nicola the Woodcutter, to save a city and the world from his tyranny. Through their use of their swordplay, fists and card skills, they finally overcome the odds.
Review
Bunraku is a 400-year old form of Japanese puppet theater, and this film features essentially human puppets. The style of the film resembles a graphic novel, and the music is very eclectic to say the least. With that in mind, the story, although a bit derivative, alongside the acting of Ron Perlman, Kevin McKidd, Gackt, Josh Hartnett and Woody Harrelson carry this pulpy film very well. This movie won’t win any awards, but there are some original elements in the film. The telephone conversations where each person is facing each other behind a silk screen is very different. Although it is used on stage plays, it is rarely used in films. Additionally, a few of the fight scenes are unique. For example, the fight on the trampoline and the Mirror Samurai and Drifter fights were enjoyable to watch.
Verdict (Out of 10)
Bunraku gets a 9.3 out of 10 for me. Its originality and style marks this movie as one of the tops for me. This movie caters easily to the Kill Bill crowd, but it won’t satisfy the mainstream. All that being said, this film may reach cult status in the future.
Real Steel Movie Review
In the near future, instead of the UFC, Pride or other mixed martial arts venues, robots come into the scene as fighters. It’s the irony of ironies: geek boxing. Real Steel came as a pleasant surprise. Although it is somewhat touted as a family movie, one must be careful because it still has some foul language and violence.
Cast
Hugh Jackman stars as Charlie Kenton, a washed-up boxer. Max Kenton, his son, is played by Dakota Goyo. Bailey Tallet, Charlie’s close friend and daughter of his former trainer. Anthony Mackie stars as Finn, Charlie’s friend and promoter of an illegal fighting ring. For those familiar with The Adjustment Bureau, he played Harry Mitchell in that film. Charlie’s wealthy Aunt Debra and Uncle Marvin are played by Hope Davis and James Rebhorn respectively.
Now to the cast of villains…Ricky, the nemesis of this film, is played by Kevin Durand. Karl Yune stars as Tak Mashido, the creator of Zeus, the champion of the World Robot Boxing (WRB) league. Farra Lemkova, the shady female promoter of Zeus (and Tak), is played by Olga Fonda.
Plot
In 2020, human boxing is replaced by robot boxing. In this world, Charlie Kenton tries to bring Bailey and himself money to survive. However, when he had an opportunity with the former great robot, Noisy Boy, he overestimated his control of the robot fighter and ultimately lost. However, through Max’s discovery of a Generation-2 robot named Atom, Charlie and Max find redemption, friendship and ultimately, a winning combination.
Review
This movie was a pleasant surprise. Although the premise of robot boxing is quite fantastical, it was Hugh Jackman, Bailey Tallet and Max Kenton that made the film. They all gave wonderful performances. The CGI for the robots was spectacular and only made the film more believable. This is a family film, but it is best with teenagers. I certainly would not take children younger to see this film, no matter how good the message is.
This movie was a twist of ironies and absurdities. In the end, it became a blue-collar film with robots and thousand-dollar budgets. Kind of funny…
(On a side note, this movie is based on the short story “Steel” by Robert Matheson. And on another, the MIT Autonomous Robotic Competition, which features current fighting robots, will be held on February 1, 2012 at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. If you enjoyed this movie, this is certainly more than a treat.)
Verdict
If one can get past the backstory of robot boxing and some of the graphic violence and language, this is a wonderful movie to watch with the family, given that you have teenagers or so. Overall, this film gets a 9 out of 10.
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Wind Chill Movie Review
Two college students return home for college during winter break. However, the driver is not as expected. An unfortunate crash does not help things either as they fight for survival and against wandering ghosts. Wind Chill was a good attempt at a horror movie, but this is more a retelling of the Woman in White story (see Supernatural: Season 1 for reference). (On a side note, for a better Woman in White experience, please watch What Lies Beneath instead.)
Cast
Emily Blunt stars as the Girl. Ashton Holmes stars as the Guy, or her classmate. The Highway Patrolman is played by Martin Donovan. Chelan Simmons stars as the Blonde Girl. Lastly, the Snowplow Driver is played by Ned Bellamy.
Plot
A young woman from a northeastern college seeks to return home from college to Delaware and takes a ride from a classmate of hers. They take Route 606 as a shortcut, but when their car gets run off the road by another, things only go downhill from there as they fight the bitter cold and ghosts of the past.
Review
This movie mirrors what movies in the past have done concerning the Woman in White ghost story. What Lies Beneath is one such movie (and much better done). However, instead of a professor like Harrison Ford, this one involved two college students. However, neither Emily Blunt or Ashton Holmes had enough charisma or acting chops to salvage this disaster of a film. The costumes for the ghosts were mediocre, if not laughable. The story failed to be engrossing at all.
Verdict (Out of 10)
This independent movie was quite a disaster. Neither Emily Blunt or Ashton Holmes could pull this movie out of the cold and into the fire…or is it vice versa? In any case, the verdict is a sad 2 out 10.
